I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Is it because I queefed?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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