I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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