Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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