It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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