Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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