Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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