just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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