and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
of course. lets lasso hookers.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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