I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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