Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And then he peed in my hair
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