He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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