Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
