I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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