I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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