i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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