you guys were way drunker than both of me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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