Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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