I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's never too late to be topless.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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