Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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