Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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