I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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