i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
