So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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