i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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