I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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