Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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