This girl is more easily done than said...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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