Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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