How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
