in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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