I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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