so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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