I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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