I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket