My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.