I just made out with a guy for $7.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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