Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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