Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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