Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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