you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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