This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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