We're facebook friends in real life
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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