In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..