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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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• (818): View more from California

  i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.

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• (925): View more from California

  I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I need a burrito and a hug.

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• (619): View more from California

  I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

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• (424): View more from California

  My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed

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