So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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