drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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