she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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