I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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