You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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