I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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