who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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