Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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