My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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