Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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