maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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